Howzit goin’, eh? Welcome to The Daily Bungle, your one-stop shop for satirical news from Windsor and beyond. Buckle up, because things are about to get a little…well, bungled.
Here’s the thing, folks: everything you read here is pure comedic fiction. Sure, we might borrow real names for public figures, but the stories themselves? About as real as a sugar-free Timbit.
Translation: Don’t come cryin’ to us if your Aunt Mildred thinks Bigfoot is running for Mayor after reading our exposé. It’s satire, people!
This website exists for one reason only: to tickle your funny bone and make you question the absurdity of the world around us. If you get offended, well, maybe take a dip in the Detroit River and cool off, eh?
We at The Daily Bungle are equal opportunity satirists. No one (except maybe RUSH) is safe. We make no guarantees about the accuracy of anything (except maybe the price of poutine these days).
So, with that out of the way, grab yourself a double-double and a bag of ketchup chips, and get ready to laugh! Just remember, when it comes to the news, trust your gut, not ours. Unless your gut is telling you to believe everything you read on The Daily Bungle. In that case, we strongly suggest seeking professional help.
Happy reading, Windsor!
PS. Our lawyers insisted on the following:
- When the names of public figures, real organizations, charities or businesses are used, they are for the purposes of the fictitious article only.
- Any resemblance to actual people, organizations, events or businesses beyond the above is purely coincidental.
- While The Daily Bungle does not intend to publish misinformation, the numbers, statistics and information used in it’s articles are for comedic purposes only, not fact.
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