“Don’t Worry, Be Happy” says Mayor Former City of Windsor engineer Chris Nepszy is suing the city after being fired for his unwavering commitment to … well, negativity. Nepszy, a man whose disapproval could curdle milk at room temperature, is taking the municipality to court over what his lawyer is calling a “blatant violation of […]
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Windsor, Ontario – Windsor City Councillor Fred Francis has unveiled his latest innovative idea to address Windsor’s Homeless situation: election lawn signs that double as tiny homes. Yes, you read that correctly. As if the political landscape couldn’t get any stranger, Francis has decided to tackle the city’s homelessness crisis with a stroke of questionable […]
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A Sleep and Sensory-Deprived Quest for Airtime After a legendary 38 years as the morning queen in the Windsor-Detroit region, Lisa Williams announced this morning that she will be signing off for the final time at AM 800 on May 31st. The Daily Bungle has obtained an exclusive look at Bell Media’s plans to find […]
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Declares State of Emergency Over Eclipse-Crazed Tourists Niagara Falls, Ontario – Niagara Region has declared a state of emergency for Monday April 8th, 2024. But fear not everyone! This existential threat isn’t an alien invasion or a rogue double-sun situation. No, the culprit for this drastic measure? A measly little solar eclipse. Apparently, the moon […]
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Offering Homeless People Jobs as “Professional Beggars” Windsor, Ontario -In a groundbreaking move that has raised a few eyebrows, Windsor City Councilor Fred Francis has unveiled a plan to tackle the city’s homelessness crisis. His solution? Embracing the age-old adage of “pulling oneself up by the bootstraps” by offering homeless individuals the opportunity to become […]
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Summit with the Flock Coming to Windsor! In a move that has raised eyebrows and feathers alike, Windsor City Councilor Kieran McKenzie has proposed an unconventional solution to the city’s persistent Canada geese problem: a summit with the geese themselves. Faced with mounting complaints from residents about the increasing presence of Canada geese in public […]
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Introducing The Sox & Pox Parties: A Celebration of Contagion Move over, Princess parties, step aside, Superhero bashes. The hippest trend in social gatherings for your little disease-adventurers is here: The Sox & Pox Parties! That’s right, folks, it’s time to ditch the sterile and embrace the spectacularly infectious with a multi-pathogen extravaganza your kids […]
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Montreal, QC – In a move guaranteed to warm the hearts of shareholders, the Bank of Montreal (BMO) has unveiled its latest innovation, BeMO-9000, an AI-powered service bot specifically designed to handle fraud complaints. “We understand that fraud can be a frustrating experience,” said BMO’s Head of Customer Non-Interaction, Bartholomew Madeoff. “That’s why we’ve developed […]
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Extending Gas Tax Cut to Combat Climate Change Ontario Premier Doug Ford announced today an extension of the gas tax cut until the end of 2024. The decision, touted as a measure to ease the burden on Ontario drivers, has been hailed by the government as a stroke of genius in addressing climate change. Canadian […]
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In a move that sent shockwaves through the Fleet Street fraternity, Kensington Palace announced that Princess Catherine, the very picture of public engagement, has requested privacy during her cancer treatment. This, of course, has thrown the world’s most dedicated documentarians of royal hair flips and fascinator choices into utter disarray. “Privacy? From Kate Middleton?” gasped […]
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