Brace yourselves, Canadians! The answer to our skyrocketing energy bills and ever-present climate guilt has arrived – the Canadian Carbon Cashback Caper (working title)! That’s right, our forward-thinking government is thrilled to announce a revolutionary program designed to ease the sting of rising costs while simultaneously saving the planet, one measly cheque at a time. […]
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Funding Arts with Spare Change from City Couch Cushions In a move that has left Windsor residents wondering if they’ve entered an alternate universe where priorities are made of Play-Doh, Mayor Drew Dilkens proudly announced the city’s allocation of a whopping $59,000 in arts and culture grants. The decision comes hot on the heels of […]
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Windsor Beggars Can Borrow – at a Price In a heartwarming display of municipal generosity, or perhaps a cunning act of financial jujitsu, Tecumseh Mayor Gary McNamara announced a loan program for the housing cash starved City of Windsor. Yes, you read that right. Tecumseh, a town whose claim to fame is possibly the world’s […]
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Seeks to Take it to New Heights Windsor, Ontario – In a not so surprising turn of events to locals, Windsor has been crowned the undisputed champion in the realm of municipal complaints, earning the coveted title of “Most Complained About City” in Canada. Far from being dismayed, city officials are wearing this label as […]
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Throwing Money at the Housing Crisis (From a Very Safe Distance) Ottawa – Canadians facing eviction notices the size of pizza boxes can breathe a sigh of relief! The Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation (CMHC), in a move as bold as it is confusing, has announced a new initiative to combat the housing crisis. Buckle […]
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The World’s Largest Ball of Twine (Maybe) The energetic city of Windsor, Ontario, is proud to announce its latest landmark – a monument so awe-inspiring, so utterly bizarre, that it’s sure to leave visitors scratching their heads in befuddlement: The “Windsor Wonder,” a giant ball of twine! Standing resolute (and slightly lopsided) at the foot […]
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Themselves In a hilariously ironic twist, the Ontario Ministry of Red Tape Reduction finds itself grappling with its own bureaucratic nightmare as it attempts to rein in the province’s worst offenders: the Ministry of Children, Community and Social Services’ Autism Program and the Attorney General’s Landlord Tenant Board. Adding insult to injury, the Ministry of […]
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In a stunning upset, Windsor West MPP Lisa Gretzky has been awarded the prestigious National Letter Writing Champion trophy. The award, known for recognizing excellence in the dying art of handwritten communication, comes as a surprise to many. After all, Gretzky’s attendance record in the Ontario Legislature sits at a pedestrian 69% – one might […]
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Tourism Booming Windsor – Move over, Niagara Falls! The real wonder of Ontario lies not in cascading waters, but in the rugged, unforgiving terrain known as the streets of Windsor. Here, intrepid explorers can discover a hidden gem – the majestic pothole. These aren’t your average road imperfections, mind you. These are behemoths, craters so […]
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