Introducing The Sox & Pox Parties: A Celebration of Contagion Move over, Princess parties, step aside, Superhero bashes. The hippest trend in social gatherings for your little disease-adventurers is here: The Sox & Pox Parties! That’s right, folks, it’s time to ditch the sterile and embrace the spectacularly infectious with a multi-pathogen extravaganza your kids […]
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Montreal, QC – In a move guaranteed to warm the hearts of shareholders, the Bank of Montreal (BMO) has unveiled its latest innovation, BeMO-9000, an AI-powered service bot specifically designed to handle fraud complaints. “We understand that fraud can be a frustrating experience,” said BMO’s Head of Customer Non-Interaction, Bartholomew Madeoff. “That’s why we’ve developed […]
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Brace yourselves, Canadians! The answer to our skyrocketing energy bills and ever-present climate guilt has arrived – the Canadian Carbon Cashback Caper (working title)! That’s right, our forward-thinking government is thrilled to announce a revolutionary program designed to ease the sting of rising costs while simultaneously saving the planet, one measly cheque at a time. […]
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